‘Parks and Recreation’: Tom Haverford Business Ideas That Kinda, Sorta Exist in the Real World – Cracked.com

If that sounds like a terrible idea, wed like to introduce you to Bols Yogurt Liqueur, a boozy Dutch beverage that presumably has been bought and willingly ingested by actual human beings.

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Contact Lenses That Display Text Messages

While rattling off a number of his ideas, Tom mentions that he wants to create contact lenses that display text messages. This may sound dangerously irresponsible, but it is now technology developed by researchers at Gent Universitys Centre of Microsystems Technology, presumably in their Advancement of People Wandering into Traffic Division. 

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Snake Juice

Toms hazardously potent cocktail, Snake Juice, memorably tore through the Parks and Recreation department like an alcoholic hurricane — according to Donna, it was basically rat poison.

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Tom mentions that Snake Juice is just a bunch of alcohol together with some sugar and coffee, and some other junk, which kinda tastes like Kahlua. And while its, thankfully, not on the market in real life, that hasnt stopped several intrepid fans from creating Snake Juice for real.

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One recipe even calls for a dash of absinthe, which… Checks out, actually.

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Meanwhile, a Parks and Recreation-themed pop-up bar also offered Snake Juice to fans, who were presumably never seen again.

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